Recap of some of the shit that went down during the weekend:
Got my car. Turns out my “Prius” is actually a Honda Insight. :P whatever same shit its a hybrid either way.
Cut 5 pounds for weigh-ins. Was the only person in Florida on Thursday running with a goddamn hoodie on lol.
4 miles, 30 laps of suicides on a basketball court, and a shit-ton of jumping drills to make weight. I also spit in a cup, that counts.
Was 1 of 4 people on our team to make weight the first time around, everyone else’s fat ass had to sweat it out.
Alvin went in 5 pounds overweight the day of weigh-ins. Literally sweat all the water out of his body. At one point he literally would not sweat any more, we had to have him lose the rest of the wait by spitting into a cup. Weighed in butt ass nekkid and just barely made 142.0 on the dot by the skin of his cheeks, literally.
Everyone at weigh-ins looked like they wanted to do bodily harm to me.
Win-tensity bullshit. If you can’t get in the right mindset before a fight to get yourself ready to compete under pressure then you picked the wrong fucking hobby.
First day: Dorjian gets the momentum going right. Wins the first fight for the MiKiDo team. Outranged the hell out of their guy. Damn he’s tall.
Found the first guy I was fighting. Trinidad weighed in at 114 (His dad/coach told me he usually walks around at 110 but had to eat up to the weight class). Definitely skinnier than me, had a few inches on me though.
Won fight 1, went in like a fucking pitbull and stayed punching the shit out of him. Some would say he kicked me in the face a few times, I say I blocked his foot with my face. Potato potato.
8 of our 12 fighters made it into the finals. All of them were underdogs, none of us have ever fought in a kickboxing tournament and most of us made it into the finals.
I lost my championship bout. The other guy hit fast but he wouldn’t stay in the pocket and trade with me. He kept front-kicking me away to score points and avoid scrapping. Whenever I did manage to get in to slug he would hold so the ref split us apart. Not what I would call fighting but the judges saw it as him scoring more than me. Saw the fight on video and I can understand why they gave it to him, can’t say I agree, but I might be a little biased.
Brent is a shit talker. He almost got kicked out of the pit by the refs for talking shit to all the other teams. So many funny quotes.
"If he tears off both of your arms, hit him with your cock"
"YEAH HE GOT A TASTE OF IT, TASTE IT MOTHERFUCKER."
"Look at that big fucking nose of his, hit him in the nose."
Overall, 2 of our guys managed to win the championship title belts. Not bad for our first appearance at the tournament.