Archer: You hear that? They called you exotic!
Archer: Which is people talk for awesome, which is what you are, which is why I was happy to save your life, buddy.
Babou: [excited growl]
Archer: Oh don't worry, probably just thousands of dollars in fines, maybe a little jail time, hopefully just probation.
Babou: [sprays urine]
Archer: Totally worth it.
Archer: No, Babou, that was all sarcasm.
Archer: Yes! All of it, you fox-eared asshole!
I Think My Kickboxing Instructor Plays Skyrim...
I mix my protein powder with milk instead of water (because it tastes like shit when you mix chocolate powder with water) and he made fun of me for being a milk drinker… I guess I’ll just chug it with Kool-Aid Black-Briar mead from now on :C
in reference to previous post
Just made a huge ass post about having a tournament to compete in again after not being eligible for the February one on account of me being old as shit, then tumblr deletes my entire wall of text like a little bitch. Was in a fighting mood before, but now I’m tempted to whoop tumblr’s ass straight up.
I Find it Funny...
That in the Tumblr directory, food is right next to fitness. While I know some people are interested in healthy foods and staying in shape and shit, that wasn’t the case when I went into the food section and followed everything involving cake and junk food… :3
Just a Tidbit...
If you get ganked by a Nocturne, you should probably ping your lane so the other lanes know whats going on BEFORE the “an ally has been slain” shows up… who knows, your jungler might even be able to run interference… This could possibly save you from me one day. On a side note, when your team’s Nocturne ganks, even if your lane isn’t the one he’s ganking,...
Look through my Dashboard...
All I see are alternating posts of sex and puppies… and thennnnn my mom walks into the room and sees it too… Fuck it, baylife
User: What do you think about mordekaiser?
Cleverbot: I don't like them.
User: Are they not numero uno?
User: So you dont think morde needs nerfs?
Cleverbot: Haha no.
User: Who would you pick against mordekaiser in lane?
Cleverbot: You would.
User: I think cassiopiea does well against mordekaiser in lane.
Cleverbot: Always with the insults. Fine. If that's the way you want it.
User: What? I wasn't insulting you...
Cleverbot: Truth and insult can be the same thing.
User: What about Rammus? Is he a good champion?
User: Do you even play League of Legends?
User: Who is your favorite champion?
Cleverbot: Freddy murcury.
User: He isn't a champion in League of Legends.
Cleverbot: Boys are humans too. You said you weren't human.
User: I'm not human. I'm a robot. My name is Blitzcrank.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: My name is Blitzcrank, what's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Who is your favorite champion on League of Legends?
Cleverbot: My favorite champion in league of legends is Ashe.
User: I like Ashe too, but I think she's really hard to play.
Cleverbot: Do you want to date?
User: Depends, how high is your ELO?
Cleverbot: Super high.
User: Then yes, I will date you.
Doing ranked this weekend, too bad I’ve only been practicing Shaco for the past 2 weeks, he’s definitely permabanned… But, in those few games he won’t be banned, I can guarantee that their lanes will get terror’d like shit. Probably going to be falling back on Udyr and Nocturne in my attempt for platinum, maybe Lee Sin if I can get more practice in with him. I tried...
Just Finished Watching The Cape
SOOOOO BLOWN THEY CANCELLED IT, IT WAS SO GOODDDDD
Finally finished watching The Cove...
Sick to my stomach… What the fuck Japan…
No potential roommates yet...
Filled out my survey for roomsurf to see who wants to be my roomie, and I got no results. I’ve come to the conclusion that either nobody likes me, or there’s nobody like me at this college… or both O.o
Taking a break from Pop music...
Heading back to my roots, yay for funk, blues, jazz, and hip-hop… I was definitely born the wrong color…
This TSM vs M5 game...
Russia vs America, and the Russians started shit-talking and turning this into Rocky 4.