I Find it Funny...
That in the Tumblr directory, food is right next to fitness. While I know some people are interested in healthy foods and staying in shape and shit, that wasn’t the case when I went into the food section and followed everything involving cake and junk food… :3
Just a Tidbit...
If you get ganked by a Nocturne, you should probably ping your lane so the other lanes know whats going on BEFORE the “an ally has been slain” shows up… who knows, your jungler might even be able to run interference… This could possibly save you from me one day. On a side note, when your team’s Nocturne ganks, even if your lane isn’t the one he’s ganking,...
Look through my Dashboard...
All I see are alternating posts of sex and puppies… and thennnnn my mom walks into the room and sees it too… Fuck it, baylife
User: What do you think about mordekaiser?
Cleverbot: I don't like them.
User: Are they not numero uno?
User: So you dont think morde needs nerfs?
Cleverbot: Haha no.
User: Who would you pick against mordekaiser in lane?
Cleverbot: You would.
User: I think cassiopiea does well against mordekaiser in lane.
Cleverbot: Always with the insults. Fine. If that's the way you want it.
User: What? I wasn't insulting you...
Cleverbot: Truth and insult can be the same thing.
User: What about Rammus? Is he a good champion?
User: Do you even play League of Legends?
User: Who is your favorite champion?
Cleverbot: Freddy murcury.
User: He isn't a champion in League of Legends.
Cleverbot: Boys are humans too. You said you weren't human.
User: I'm not human. I'm a robot. My name is Blitzcrank.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: My name is Blitzcrank, what's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Who is your favorite champion on League of Legends?
Cleverbot: My favorite champion in league of legends is Ashe.
User: I like Ashe too, but I think she's really hard to play.
Cleverbot: Do you want to date?
User: Depends, how high is your ELO?
Cleverbot: Super high.
User: Then yes, I will date you.
Doing ranked this weekend, too bad I’ve only been practicing Shaco for the past 2 weeks, he’s definitely permabanned… But, in those few games he won’t be banned, I can guarantee that their lanes will get terror’d like shit. Probably going to be falling back on Udyr and Nocturne in my attempt for platinum, maybe Lee Sin if I can get more practice in with him. I tried...
Just Finished Watching The Cape
SOOOOO BLOWN THEY CANCELLED IT, IT WAS SO GOODDDDD
Finally finished watching The Cove...
Sick to my stomach… What the fuck Japan…
No potential roommates yet...
Filled out my survey for roomsurf to see who wants to be my roomie, and I got no results. I’ve come to the conclusion that either nobody likes me, or there’s nobody like me at this college… or both O.o
Taking a break from Pop music...
Heading back to my roots, yay for funk, blues, jazz, and hip-hop… I was definitely born the wrong color…
This TSM vs M5 game...
Russia vs America, and the Russians started shit-talking and turning this into Rocky 4.
Sivir soooooo broken
So, I hardly play anything besides support and jungle and jungle, and sometimes i jungle, i play her once and straight poop on my lane. Got ganked by Riven like 4 times before 10 minutes, cleanse + spellblock = lol. Don’t even get me started on her ult, with red buff nobody’s getting away from her. I Should prolly play AD carries more often, doing the damages is fun.
raep face woody image dump
Apparently people sleep at 7:30 am on saturdays...
No one to do the league of legends with D:
The higher ELO you get...
The more you rage it seems… Just got through some games with my friend who recently got to silver, he yells at everyone now and is condescending to the tenth degree… That probably explains why Vincent is such high elo, rage so hard get gold lol. They lack the concept of baylife, like its normals and you hard random’d 2 seconds before the game starts. Dont tell us “Fizz...
Saddest Match history
Wreck during laning phase, team doesnt know what to do afterwards for teamfights, rinse, repeat. Real sadface lol, at least i’m doing good with Shaco now, he’s ranked ready, if he’s ever not banned. The only problem is that I keep getting put in games where they don’t have a jungler, which takes the whole counterjungling aspect away from me, but I’ll manage. Fixed...
Anonymous asked: what's your name?
I don’t care if you got into college, you’re still my bitch til June– Mom
About to watch The Cove
Will definitely be regretting this :/
MAMA I'M GOING TO COLLEGE
I DID IT! I WON MOMMY! I got accepted into George Mason University, which is a very good thing because I didn’t send any other applications in, LOL… So much baylife gonna be going down now, productivity will be at an all time low.
In less disturbing news...
Get to play the league tomorrow, gonna try and work on lee sin, shaco and jax if time permits. If not, Jax has to wait, need to get my junglers down solid. Plan on starting ranked next week possibly, just gonna make big fuck on people with Shaco and hopefully get to gold. Don’t like new changes to Jax, new E is nice, more consistent, cooldowns a lot longer though. Cooldown changes to Q...
Sister real nasty, got head bugs, I thought that shit only happened to elementary school kids, good thing we shaved Matt’s head a few weeks ago, otherwise he would’ve gotten them. I don’t go anywhere outside my room in the house so I didn’t get them either, my head’s gonna be itchy thinking about it though. True terror.
Watch The Cape, or...
APEC essay on disparities in wealth and development… BRB gonna go fail geography np np
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/pbryg.gif the things you show me wash
It's a sad day when you can't even trust yo mama
I don’t get why both of my parents do this and think it’s going to work… So, they both know I hate onions, as I’ve told them each this seperately on different occasions. They both cook, and when I look at the food and ask them “Did y’all niggas put onions in this bitch?” they just straight poker face lie to me “nope, I never put onions in your...
You served me well, and carried a lot of my shit. I was over encumbered as fuck hiking back to town with all your shit. Time to find Faendel or someone not retarded
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MY JAX
Won’t get to fight in the tournament next month, I’ll be 18 before the date of the tournament so Im too old to register :( Gonna wait for the next Operation Octagon and sign up for that one, if that’s the case I’ll cut back on League and Skyrim so I don’t get my ass kicked, my jiujitsu is sick but my kickboxing is in need of some work.
So I don’t really want to be cutebabypandas anymore on league… Initially it was a joke because I knew I was gonna die a lot, so I was hoping they wouldn’t be inclined to kill a bunch of cute baby pandas all the time… yeah… halp me think of cool new awesome name for LoL
on second thought
i dont got this shit, ima fail the fuck out of this audition. ima just walk in there, play one note, then dip. np np baylife all day
Sooo District Jazz Band Auditions today...
Still can’t read music, so I still can’t play the melody… I kill the chords and solo then, np np. Definitely going to fail the sight reading, thats a given. fuck it, baylife, the judges cant see me but ill just kick the stand midway through the audition and just straight jazzface through the whole performance, that’s how they’ll know I’m a badass. Insert...
Unfortunately I am rather doubtful that we won’t have school tomorrow, you let me down snow :C In other news, cable wasn’t working on account of the satellite being blocked by snow, so I got to play a lot of Skyrim today. I can’t quite make up my damn mind though, I don’t know what race/class I want. Everything still kicks my ass on master difficulty, but I’m...
Swole Mode: Engaged
First out-of-gym workout in a while. I’m not as soft as I thought I was, so that’s good. Didn’t get to do a full workout though, had to dip to go help out set up for the chorus concert and shit. On a side note, don’t do anything involving grabbing metal bars or putting your hands on a wooden floor during Winter, those bear crawls and pull-ups were real shitty. Need to...