Should’ve been positive a long time ago, so many disconnects from my crappy home internet cost me soooooo many games. But, things are different now. I’m at grandma’s now, that nigga got Fios. Tonight, I go positive, and I stay positive.
Just won 4 games in a row playing support bottom with a buddy of mine. I don’t know, I usually play jungler or an offensive role. But being a support was so fun I thought. Just being able to rack in assists and watch as your carry shits on kids is so satisfying. And being able to say “I just saved your ass” is way too easy to pass up. I now have a different outlook on the support role. Janna es OP!
try blitz or yorick or cho gath support, still stronk and still terrors
When you stop playing with your friends because they have an IQ that is below 72. I have one particular friend to which this applies to. Picks one of the most broken champs in the game at the moment (Sivir) and proceeds to feed 1/10. I don’t understand what was the problem that game, I pretty much camped his lane for ganks and every time I did gank someone in that lane would die, so I would think that I was doing my job. Mid was doing fine so I didn’t need to gank that lane, top was Nasus vs Singed, so there’s no business involving me being up there. Except Nasus thinks 10 minutes in is the time to pick a fight with Singed, and chase him to his tower, and spend all his summoners and ultimate, just to die and get Singed to half hp… Then I press tab to see if I’m beating their jungler in farm, and i notice Sivir and Alistar have a combined score of 0/15. How the fuck… Apparently free-week Twitch with Kennen is all it takes to shit on a lane. And Alistar wasn’t warding, so my friend Sivir comes to the conclusion that he’s losing his lane to Twitch/Kennen because it’s the jungler and supports job to ward for him while he overextends and gets wrecked by a pirate and two mice. First off, I had been warding bot/mid because the pirate was putting pressure at mid and I wanted to keep dragon control. Second, fuck you for thinking it’s our job to win your lane for you jishan. I was beating Gangplank until you gave him enough kills for atmogs/triforce. After that there is nothing in my power able to stop him from shitting on you with your 2 doran’s blade and level 1 boots. Never. Again. Rage Depleted. Resume Baylife.
That’s fine, they have to deal with my Blitzcrank. When they ban him (and they will) I’m gonna whip out the jungle AP Alistar, mindfuck like shit. Just gonna camp the fuck out of Jishan’s lane and merc him real hard
Day 21- A Picture of a champion that you Think should get Buffed
Him and Shen are really the only underpowered champs IMO currently, there’s the Twitch/Eve arguement but they have their stealth rework done and are in the process of going through live testing so they are getting the love they need. Plus, jungle Twitch is pretty scary atm.
Day 20- A Picture of a Champion you find Over Powered
Hate her real hard. Managed to play against a nidalee in the 1900’s and we destroyed their entire team except her, and she proceeded to hard-carry while being un-fucking-touchable, too tanky too stronk too sustained too bursty nerf nao ez mode 7 spells zzz. If alex can play her, she needs a nerf
will be doing premade 5’s for the next like 3-4 days, invite me in game and message me in my ask if you’re interested. prolly gonna do some solo queue stuff too once we start losing real hard and flipping tables and raging and shit if anybody else wants play some chill games lol
be back home tuesday…? gonna play LoL real hard til i get back, actual internet connection ftw. might even be able to get some scrims in with the group, if anyone’s interested in playing with me hit up the Cutebabypandas yo
Day 18- A Picture of a Champion Combination that you think is Awesome
double jungle blitz/alistar anyone? Too nasty, if you have hard damage in each lane the CC between both of them is straight unstoppable. knocked up, knocked up again, headbutted away from their turret, grabbed after they wasted their flash, abd that’s only if they aren’t dead yet. you just straight shit on lanes with those ganks, its so strong, dat shit kray.
126-5 men/women i find attractive… i’ll do 5 of each, mix things up a little. in no particular order:(wiminz) kim kardashian, blake lively, colbie caillat, olivia wilde, olivia munn (menz) the dood in the mulan movie that never wears his shirt that looks like xin zhao, gerard butler, ryan reynolds, hugh jackman, brad pitt.
145- turn offs… cigarettes i guess, being too skinny, bitches being bitches, grapefruit (taste too bitter), loose wiminz, a freak in the street and a lady in the bed, lil wayne, makeup really bugs me too, i don’t wear make-up and people still like me (I think), it would be very hypocritical of me tell people they need to wear makeup
195- weapon of choice… definitely a kpinga, it’s a Zande machete in the shape of a dick… LOL JK those are gross i’d want like a reverse blade sword, fucking loved Ruoroni Kenshin, or maybe a bear, who would fuck with someone that uses a bear as a weapon, dat shit kray. With the bear my action phrase would be like “I bet the pain is unBEARable
224-something im proud of… probably the only thing i really have to be proud of is kickboxing, Brent and Rob have taken me specifically under their wing there because i put the most effort into the gym besides them. Lately i’ve been slacking behind on my training though and just don’t have the fire lit under my ass that i had when i first started. when i first did it i felt like i had to prove something to everyone, something to prove to myself because i was sick on getting shitted on all the time. need that kind of motivation again, it’ll come soon i can feel it.
228- i’d have to say guitar, i kind of can’t stand it any more. i blame my family for this one, nothing but negativity and never being able to ever satisfy them. and the fact that it was pretty much either a choice between kickboxing and guitar lessons, i chose kickboxing because i didn’t pick up guitar to learn how to play it, i learned guitar to pick up chicks, which didn’t work for shit, so i dont see how investing in something that hasnt worked for years is gonna produce a different result now