October 2011
12 posts
Got me some hot chocolate, infused with peppermint and candied bacon, because mother nature’s a player hating bitch and turned the heat off. Next time, we eat winter
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apparently nothing on this site really has the tags Big Dicked Bandit. I should probably put more pictures of myself on here i suppose, except they keep taking them all and putting them in abercrombie and holister stores, gotta stop walking in the woods with my shirt off i suppose…
This girl… She’s playing hard to get. I sent her like 30 messages on facebook chat, and she won’t respond. I’m not even like creeping on her yet or anything. Instead she’s posting her reply on tumblr, explaining to everyone what I’ve been telling her. She doesn’t realize I’ma get it, and it’ll be the best 30 seconds of her life.
On the top of the agenda, NEW FOLLOWER! Hi Jak. Now for less important news, I think this chick Ivy has the hots for me. Her tumblr is full of hotnasty sex related stuff,that’s the first sign. Then today we asked to hang out with her and she said ok, even though she was already hanging out with a GIRL! Lastly, she was tickling Washington and Jak while I was there, totally trying to make...
Math is Evil, I can prove it
This class is such bullshit, I’m gonna fail because Wunder wouldn’t let me switch into Math Studies, zzz. Went out with a bang, tried to do my best on that test today but being honorable about it and trying to stick through the class is just gonna fuck my GPA, Its bad enough i didn’t even get 1800 on my SAT, colleges are just gonna love seeing an F for my first quarter grade....
Again I put myself through this shit
Went to homecoming tonight… Don’t ask me why the fuck I did that. The only reason that makes anything resembling sense is that I subconsciously like to make myself miserable. I don’t dance, I don’t enjoy it, I’m not good at it, I don’t like people being that far up in my personal space. I especially don’t like people bitching at me about not dancing....
At the end of the day, I'm still a fucking coward
I cant do the coffeehouse today. Theres no external forces that are stopping me. The only thing stopping me from going is me. I cant bring myself to perform because I’m stuck in a mindset where I’m going to humiliate myself. I can go and openly do something humiliating in front of people and its not a problem for me, but when I’m trying to be serious and sincere a switch...
